How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
A new medical study has shown that…
A new medical study has shown that a woman’s breast-feeding isn’t adversely affected by...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...