Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle…
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue,...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
The undressing newlyweds.
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first...
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!