Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
The black baby.
Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea?...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Many Bones
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.