Bad computer viruses
|Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS – Divides your hard disk into hundreds of...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
AM Radio
Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio? It took...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...