Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a…
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
GOD’s Kids.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?So men can understand them.
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...