Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
The 3 Guys in a Plane
There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
English language
|The English LanguageHave you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?Let’s...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...