Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
Adopt an NBA player
|THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU! With an NBA player’s strike against the...
Offended
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...