What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
Murphy’s nartial laws
|Murphy’s Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of...
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who…
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who wereordered to take a Caribbean...
Accountant in Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is...