Country Song Titles
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…1. Get...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Elephants IX
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The...
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
The College Food Chain
The College Food Chain THE DEANLeaps tall buildings in a single boundIs more powerful...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...