Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although...
Products we could do without!
Fingernail Clippers:That’s why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
Oral Sex Lately?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was...