How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
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Itchy
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On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?
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The first pitch!
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A small boy was lost, so he went up…
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Bottom Start
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American University Grading Procedures
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