Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
O’Toole volunteered
|O’Toole volunteered to take care of his numerous children so that Mom could have...
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…the grass was very thickand long,...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...