In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
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The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Things men shouldn’t say after sex…
Things Men Should “Never” Say After Sex:1) “I was kidding about being sterile, you...
You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
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A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers…
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He wentthough...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...