Don’t Do To Wife In Labor
Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The...
If Wang made toasters…
If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in...
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are...