tarantula with a rose?
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A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
M&M Evolution theory
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