Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco…
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far...