HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
Dropped your wallet
|Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet....
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...
An American tourist is visiting China…
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
New Computer Viruses!
John Bobbit Virus–Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it....
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...