Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Strong Britain
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Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau…
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall....