Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...
How to Catch a White Elephant
How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submitted By Niels Kristian JensenGo to an...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...