Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
How can I believe in God when just last week…
“How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?Data transfer.
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
Fired Up
A gal comes in for her interview with the human resources department of a...