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Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love
Why Jim Smith Lost His First LoveJim Smith wished to buy a present for...
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
When you know you must really be drunk
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tadpole feel lonely
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Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.