50/50 relationship
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A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
$10 000 For a Kiss
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house...
The local District Judge
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Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
So Relieved!
A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!