The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Truly stupid people 01
A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...