Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
Army fitness report
|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top…
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...
Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!