Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Learn To Iron
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we coulddo...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
The results of a government study
|For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax...
The moment of truth!
A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!