Rowing Your Boat
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Application To NYU-(Classic)
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Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…. SANTA CRUZ STYLE…On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically...
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker…
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is...
True Love
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...