Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss…
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
An Email From God!
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil...
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet…
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the...