Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
Ethical Code for Patients
A Code Of Ethical Behavior For Patients1. Do not expect your doctor to share...
Your\’re What?
A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
Why 40 Years of Sex Life
It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...