Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Following some duty overseas, the officers…
Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home...
Palindromes
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