Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...
It is all in the money
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...