A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Tough Stuff!
A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox...
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...