The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Church Sunday
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the...
Bzzzzz!!
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s...
If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
The South Takes a Cue from Oakland
The South Takes a Cue from Oakland Everyone is familiar with the plan to...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...