Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...