TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
LEARN YOUR LESSON
|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she...
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
A business man from New York decided to quit his job…
A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a...
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...