Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Call the Doctor
After an accident, a woman stepped forward and prepared to help the victim. She...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Bud the stud!
How can you compare a lite beer to making love in a canoe? It’s...
you can blow up the tyres
|A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a...
Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...