Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Six people were on a plane…
Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...