A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.