Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband…
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...