Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
What is white and streaks across the sky?
What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
Blonde History Lesson.
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...
The Sexy Secretary.
A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....