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Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal…
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up...
Less Common Latin Phrases
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TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
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Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus…
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses...