Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
This man goes into the doctor with his…
This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad...