Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Robbing a locked bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Blonde Jokes
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
A guide to walking tigers
|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they...
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...