Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
Lawyer’s personal injury
|A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway....
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...