Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines(collected by journalists)1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says2....
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...