One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
We’re Rangers!
True story: A friend’s mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a...
Bear Hunting
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went...
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...