Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide...
Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...
Want to be healed?
|Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in...