How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
Bill’s Death
Did You her Bill Cliton tried to kill himself? Yea he try to O.D....
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today...
Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS...