I got a great Polish joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender,...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
Fortune Cookie….
The Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie We know where you...
Amazing talking cow
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Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...