People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Texas builds it larger
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Quotes of Yogi Berra
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Silly superstition
“Say, how old are you anyway ?” the reporter asked as theobviously young lass...
Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...