What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
A man was playing a game of golf…
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...